Like a newborn puppy, or a cripple making the train before the doors close, is how cute my boy’s newfound fascination with all things blogging is to me. Yoda, I am. Anyway, he’s sitting on my lap telling me, in no uncertain terms, that the search terms and phrases people use that led to his site are some combination of surreal, stupid, and filthy.
I pet him and adore his enthusiasm, which is much easier to bear since the traffic to my site finally surpassed his. Booyah, boybitch! 
A big hit on my old blog was a listing, in no particular order, of search terms people used that eventually led them to my site. Somehow.
I thought I’d repeat the process with a tad more structure, and form the complete search phrases into a haiku or two for you. Enjoy!
boy bent over and spanked
Easter play Jesus 2007
anti-homosexual
and
spanked over shoulder
jim meko hole in the wall
liz lemon 30 rock
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