Entries from November 2007

M2F ‘n F2M in MMORPG. WTF?

November 26, 2007 · 1 Comment

Perhaps this has happened to you or to someone you know: Two characters, one male and one female, are sitting together and enjoying each other’s company in their favorite MMORPG environment. After a bit of lively conversation, the male avatar decides to ask the all-important question:

Male Avatar: ASL?
Female Avatar: 25 M New York
Pregnant silence ensues.

Gender-bending. It happens all the time. Unless you play in a country like Korea, where game registration ID codes practically guarantee that the sex of the player’s character actually matches the player’s own sex, you’ve probably come across situations such as these. Reactions of players vary anywhere from curiosity to amusement to disgust.

Why do guys have female avatars, and why do gals have male avatars? Why is it even important to consider why?

K that thing about Korea is weird and creepy. The rest o’ the article is here.

Categories: Psych Fun · gaming

Test Time

November 15, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Leaderboard

Shameless self-promotion I know, but the questions are super easy, and I’m buying dinner for the winner!

Categories: humor

My Faggoty Attention

November 12, 2007 · Leave a Comment

 We’ll go back to Brooklyn, get it cookin’

This video and song deserve each other, in a wonderfully camp way. And the choreography is inspired. By what, I dunno. Highly amusing tho.

Categories: humor · queer

I Lost My Heart

November 10, 2007 · 1 Comment

 So will you. Thanks to Cressida for the hook-up.  Which one of these Stepford space bimbos with the dumbells up on their titties is a past-her-prime Interplanet Janet?

Categories: humor

Voting is Stupid

November 9, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Getting loads o’ shite from the husband for sharing (see if I ever try that again) a dirty little secret of mine.

I have never voted. Not once, for anything or anyone. Ever.

And, as I suspected, economists have shown that it is a complete waste of time. I knew it. Although their very valid reasons for not voting are not my own (I’m terrified of being called for jury duty and forced to sit in a box for extended periods of time with trash that the stupid state considers ‘my peers’. Fuck that. This is also why I do not have a driver’s license), it is nice to have math on my side. At least in this matter.
Here are the highlights:

Why would an economist be embarrassed to be seen at the voting booth? Because voting exacts a cost – in time, effort, lost productivity – with no discernible payoff except perhaps some vague sense of having done your “civic duty.” As the economist Patricia Funk wrote in a recent paper, “A rational individual should abstain from voting.”

The odds that your vote will actually affect the outcome of a given election are very, very, very slim. This was documented by the economists Casey Mulligan and Charles Hunter, who analyzed more than 56,000 Congressional and state-legislative elections since 1898. For all the attention paid in the media to close elections, it turns out that they are exceedingly rare. The median margin of victory in the Congressional elections was 22 percent; in the state-legislature elections, it was 25 percent. Even in the closest elections, it is almost never the case that a single vote is pivotal. Of the more than 40,000 elections for state legislator that Mulligan and Hunter analyzed, comprising nearly 1 billion votes, only 7 elections were decided by a single vote, with 2 others tied. Of the more than 16,000 Congressional elections, in which many more people vote, only one election in the past 100 years – a 1910 race in Buffalo – was decided by a single vote.

But there is a more important point: the closer an election is, the more likely that its outcome will be taken out of the voters’ hands – most vividly exemplified, of course, by the 2000 presidential race. It is true that the outcome of that election came down to a handful of voters; but their names were Kennedy, O’Connor, Rehnquist, Scalia and Thomas. And it was only the votes they cast while wearing their robes that mattered, not the ones they may have cast in their home precincts.

Still, people do continue to vote, in the millions. Why? Here are three possibilities:

1. Perhaps we are just not very bright and therefore wrongly believe that our votes will affect the outcome.

2. Perhaps we vote in the same spirit in which we buy lottery tickets. After all, your chances of winning a lottery and of affecting an election are pretty similar. From a financial perspective, playing the lottery is a bad investment. But it’s fun and relatively cheap: for the price of a ticket, you buy the right to fantasize how you’d spend the winnings – much as you get to fantasize that your vote will have some impact on policy.

3. Perhaps we have been socialized into the voting-as-civic-duty idea, believing that it’s a good thing for society if people vote, even if it’s not particularly good for the individual. And thus we feel guilty for not voting.

Categories: rants and raves

Bears!

November 5, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Found this gem at Joe.My.God

Categories: humor · queer