Haiku 4 U!

Once again, just for you, I’ve crafted haikus.

Each is handmade from search phrases that (ass) freaks, just like you, used to find my fucked up little corner of the interweb. Enjoy!

bare assed boys bent over
average age of runescape players
easter traditions

“craig allen” + “theknot”
xtube prostate stimulation
how far can it fit

underoos t-shirts
peace love and chicken grease
spankings on xtube

“homo bonobo”
spank my gay ass san francisco
brown bag love spell

Hunky Jesus

For those folks who can’t make the Hunky Jesus contest in the park this Sunday, here is a sorta long video of last year’s fete.

Little Mary Sunshine

If you can ignore the fact that it is a musical, I could point out that this does incorporate a few of my favorite things: Veronica Mars star Kristen Bell, odes to weed, and kinky/ridic sex.