I wonder if one hangs out with a lot of magicians, if one then eventually learns to pull a rabbit out of a hat.

Along the same lines, despite my best intentions to let the magic remain a mystery, I’m slowly learning the tricks of the trade that professional bottoms use to manage their own irrigation. One friend has a red rubber bag with a hose in his shower, while other friends have various shower nozzle attachments and the like. And more than once I’ve found a bewildering collection of disposable surgical gloves in people’s medicine cabinets. Not that I snoop. I collect spare Cialis.

Given that I’ll be traveling far and wide with a few of these professional bottoms next week, I thought of suggesting a side trip to honor their much appreciated dedication.

Monument to enema treatments opens in Russia

The bronze syringe bulb, which weighs 800 pounds and is held by three angels, was unveiled at the Mashuk-Akva Term spa, the spa’s director said Thursday.

“There is no kitsch or obscenity, it is a successful work of art,” Alexander Kharchenko told The Associated Press. “An enema is almost a symbol of our region.”

The Caucasus Mountains region is known for dozens of spas where enemas with water from mineral springs are routinely administered to treat digestive and other complaints.

Kharchenko, 50, said the monument cost $42,000 and was installed in a square in front of his spa on Wednesday. A banner declaring: “Let’s beat constipation and sloppiness with enemas” — an allusion to a line from “The Twelve Chairs,” a famous Soviet film comedy — was posted on one of the spa’s walls.

“Thanks everyone – I’ve been a part of the Guild only a few months, but having a Pride March has to be one of the epic events I’ve experienced in the last 3 years of playing WOW. . . .”  

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been a whiles since I took one of those, but apparently it is universal enough to base a commerical around.

It can be so way too depressing to find some fun nugget on YouTube, only to then read all the hater comments below it. Whatever. Fuck’em.  Keep your eyes above the fold.  I so wanna be at this house party.

Once again, just for you, I’ve crafted haikus.

Each is handmade from search phrases that (ass) freaks, just like you, used to find my fucked up little corner of the interweb. Enjoy!

bare assed boys bent over
average age of runescape players
easter traditions

“craig allen” + “theknot”
xtube prostate stimulation
how far can it fit

underoos t-shirts
peace love and chicken grease
spankings on xtube

“homo bonobo”
spank my gay ass san francisco
brown bag love spell

For those folks who can’t make the Hunky Jesus contest in the park this Sunday, here is a sorta long video of last year’s fete.

If you can ignore the fact that it is a musical, I could point out that this does incorporate a few of my favorite things: Veronica Mars star Kristen Bell, odes to weed, and kinky/ridic sex.

G and I saw the too brief clip o’ this on 30 Rock last week and about peed the bed laughing. I don’t know how this chump got the full audio version or why the video “remix” is so very bad, but just hearing the full song is worth it. Spooky! Scary!