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These Are Two of My Favorite Things

August 7, 2008 · Leave a Comment

SFGate has just posted an article about a subject I’ve been yammering on about, and receiving blank stares about, for a few weeks now: my favorite superheroes have moved to my favorite City. As the article notes, it is a great match, what with the mutant cause in the Marvel universe closely paralleling our own gay rights movement.

Issue 500, which hit stands last week, is somewhat awesome in that Colossus gets thrown through the skylight of SF MOMA, and Emma Frost, my fav fav fav XMan, bitches about the high rent in San Francisco. I love it.

Also, here is an interview with the Marvel writer, and fan of San Francisco, largely responsible for the team’s move.  The big teaser in that interview being . .  .Q: Is there a chance we might see one of the X-Men come out?

A: Yes. Yes. The city being what it is, certain characters whose sexuality might have been ambiguous are going to feel free to be who they are. I will qualify and say that I never go into the situation with a mandate or an agenda. It has to come along naturally. We’re not going to rush into it. But I see it happening.

X-Men go west, to San Francisco

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

The X-Men praise SF shortly before Magneto blows up SF MOMA.

The X-Men praise SF shortly before Magneto blows up SF MOMA.

If you pay attention to the national news, it’s been the world against San Francisco lately. If we aren’t getting hammered for the city’s activism in the gay marriage debate, our role as a “sanctuary city” routinely causes controversy.

But San Francisco just got some pretty big (albeit fictional) allies in its progressive fight for equality: The X-Men have moved to the Bay Area.

This isn’t a small deal in the world of comic books. The X-Men, who settled in the Bay Area in the just-released 500th issue of the Uncanny X-Men, are arguably the most popular and recognizable superhero team in comic book history. And they’ve spent most of their 40-year existence based out of a mansion in Westchester County, N.Y.

But it should be no surprise. The trials of the X-Men, who discover at puberty that they are mutants, and are often forced to hide their true identities out of shame, have a lot in common with left-leaning causes, most notably the gay rights movement. In the comics, the X-Men have had gay and bisexual team members and associates, and their numbers were once decimated by a virus that had strong similarities to the AIDS epidemic.

Marvel Comics Executive Editor Axel Alonso says the city will be more than just a backdrop for the comic.

“The X-Men moving to San Francisco isn’t just a physical move, it’s a spiritual move. I love San Francisco and we want to see it really represented,” says the city native during an interview last week at Isotope Comics in Hayes Valley. “Anyone who looks at the X-Men, the analogy is right there: If you’re different in any way due to race or sexual orientation or just being nerdy, there’s an X-Men character for you. They’re about being different and finding strength in that weakened position.”

Action movie fans will note that the X-Men and their nemeses have already been to San Francisco, destroying the Golden Gate Bridge and much of Alcatraz in the 2006 film “X-Men: The Last Stand.” But for that sequel, the filmmakers didn’t do any meaningful filming in the Bay Area. The movie was shot in Vancouver, and visual effects were used to add a few landmarks to the background.

The comic has much more of an insider’s vibe. Marvel Comics artists will be visiting San Francisco frequently to get a feel for the fashion, architecture and even the way residents walk and talk. There are no cable cars in the first issue, but the artists did include a KRON TV news truck and a panel where the iconic mutant Wolverine walks through Noe Valley. The heroes make their base in the concrete bunkers beneath the Marin Headlands and join the protest of a controversial art installation at the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art.

Perhaps most significant, they seem to appreciate San Francisco’s much publicized (and recently criticized) role as a sanctuary city.

“San Francisco is now a mutant sanctuary,” X-Men group leader Cyclops proclaims, near the end of Issue 500. “Any of you – and your family or loved ones – are invited to join us here, and know safety and protection our kind has never known.”

Of course, this being a comic book featuring a guy who looks like a giant blue cat, there are a few moments of pure fantasy. While the leader of San Francisco in both worlds is a young attractive politician with great hair who seems more than a bit starstruck, in the comics, the mayor is a woman not named Gavin Newsom. And the X-Men somehow establish their enormous base without a historical society protest or a single tree-sitter in sight – although, to be fair, they do set up a hippie-friendly hydrokinetic power plant, presumably using tidal power from the ocean.

“We believe that homo sapiens superior represent the future, so we better start living like it,” says X-Men member Beast, sounding as if he’s about to run for governor. “Soon the X-center won’t just be green, it’ll be positively viridian.”

Whether the X-Men will settle here for the next four decades isn’t known, although Alonso says the story arc is mapped out for at least a year. Marvel Editor in Chief Joe Quesada says the length of their stay has a lot to do with reader reaction.

“Temporary or permanent is a weird thing in the world of comics,” Quesada says. “As far as we’re playing it right now, we just got to San Francisco. We’re not planning to leave any time soon.”

X-Men and the sanctuary city

Parallels between the X-Men and the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender movement have been so strong that some real-life conservative groups have denounced the comics and movies for being pro-gay rights. Here are a few themes from the X-Men comics:

– The X-Men don’t discover their super powers until puberty. They often try to hide their differences until finding others like themselves.

– The mutants suffered (mostly in 1990s comics) from the Legacy Virus, which wasn’t understood at first and killed many mutants before treatment was found.

– Anti-mutant slurs are frequently heard in the Marvel Universe. (“Mutie” is a common one.)

– Efforts have been made to “cure” mutants by changing them back into nonpowered humans.

– One of the biggest struggles for the X-Men is a political: establishing rights for mutants that are equal to humans without powers.

- Peter Hartlaub

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Remember Rick Astley?

April 15, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Geek On!

October 12, 2007 · 1 Comment

sylar n spock

I just may have a geek overload and splode all over you, so stand back.

Right after I see that Uhuru aka Nichelle Nichols is in Heroes and jizz all over my pocket protector, I see that, like some dork version of tit for tat, Sylar actor. . .well fuck it, lemme be lazy and steal a caption for ya. . .

‘Star Trek’ director J.J. Abrams, not pictured, is assembling a new crew for what is said to be a very “Spock-centric” story line. ‘Heroes’ bad guy Zachary Quinto, left, will take the role made famous by Leonard Nimoy, right.

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Like Me, She’s a Leo

July 17, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Because she doesn’t yet have quite enough money. . .

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Don’t Have to Try

July 9, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Was reading just the other day about the big hoopla about Avril Lavigne supposedly stealing a hook from some old Rubinos song for her admittedly awesome song Girlfriend. Compare and decide here.

For my money, it seems far more clear that Avril robbed Peaches’ I’m the Kinda to make Avril’s lesser known (at least to me) I Don’t Have to Try. Decide for yourself.

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Eye Candy

June 29, 2007 · 1 Comment

jesus this is good shite. Thanks to Tommy, the editor/writer of Pride High, for passing this along. Something for everyone. Enjoy.

Youtube is once again being funky on the embed, so take your hand off your dick just long enough to click here please.

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Bleep Face

June 27, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Even if I weren’t still baked from entertaining an out of town guest, I think I’d still find this story surreally strange.

Justin Timberlake has disappointed fans in Sweden by verbally attacking locals and spitting on them, according to reports.

The star and his entourage, including girlfriend Jessica Biel, visited the Hard Rock Cafe in Gothenberg, and was called a “[bleep] face” by a teenage fan after he refused to sign autographs.

Timberlake is alleged to have retorted, “Are you calling me [bleep] face? Go [bleep] yourself.”

The fan and his friends then followed Timberlake back to the Elite Plaza hotel in the city, where the “SexyBack” star continued a bizarre tirade of abuse.

An onlooker tells British newspaper the Daily Mirror, “First a load of ping-pong balls came raining down (from his balcony). Then came a plastic bottle of water. After that, there was strawberries and fruit. And them came the phlegm!”

Fan Nino Antonio El-Khoury was photographed by paparazzi with spit on the back of his clothing, which he claims was expelled from the mouth of Timberlake: “Justin spat on me.”

Local newspaper Aftonbladet also claims the singer was not on top form on his visit to the country, writing, “Justin was in a foul mood. Jessica wanted to take a picture of him and he was angry. He snapped, ‘Do you want me to juggle for you as well?’”

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Hey, What’s the Big Idea?

June 12, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Flip Bill couldn’t shut up about how, apparently, homos are hatin’ on Mika for not announcing his sexual preference in the press.

Honestly, having seen his show Saturday night at the Fillmore, I have no further questions, your honor. Anyone who channels Freddy Mercury, Grace Kelly, and sings a song about a man name Billy Brown. . .well. Yes.

The show itself was awesome. The crowd was totally into it and we got to see a het, adorable family of four rockin’ out, and there were enough good vibin’ gays to make it a way festive event.

The finale was the best, and reminded me, what with Mika’s plush confetti fantasy rockout to Lollipop. . .well, it reminded me a bit of this golden oldie. . .

I’m in Hawaii for a week folks. Mahalo, mutha fuckaz!

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You Should Be Dancing, Yah

May 22, 2007 · Leave a Comment

The boyfriend and the housecat are both about equally fascinated when my toons in World of Warcrack dance.  For your edification, here is where the various races and genders stole their moves.

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Mario’s Mushroom

May 5, 2007 · 1 Comment

I just last week finished my Psych class on Chemical Dependency/Substance Abuse. I did my final paper on David Van Virden, but in retrospect, I could have profiled Mario instead. Also? Mario is fucking hot. Enjoy.

Thanks to Nathan aka Krimon for finding this little mushroom.

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